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Wackiest Dog and Cat Names

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  • It’s always fun to see what names other pet owners give their furry charges. It seems people are getting more and more creative with pet monikers. Here we present the top 25 wackiest dog and cat names for 2014 (so far).

By Dr. Becker

Pet healthcare company VPI Pet Insurance has published their picks so far for the wackiest dog and cat names of 2014.

Taking top honors for goofiest dog name was Peanut Wigglebutt. And staying with the “butt” theme, the weird kitty name winner was Snuggles Butt Le Lee.

VPI’s Top 25 Wackiest Dog and Cat Names for 2014

Dog Names Cat Names
1. Peanut Wigglebutt 1. Snuggles Butt Le Lee
2. Sir Hog Knucklehead 2. Count Flufferton
3. Sasha Biggiepotamus Fierce 3. Katy Purry
4. Otto Von Longdog 4. Walter Croncat
5. Zippity Do Dawg 5. Joey Banana Pants
6. Airbubble McMuffin 6. Felix Thunder Paws
7. Hamburger Patty 7. Nuttykitty
8. Angus T Brackencrack 8. Senor Meow
9. Mister Buddy Pickles 9. Sassy Brat Kat
10. Waffle Dots 10. Purrscilla
11. Ajax General 11. Autobahn
12. Bacon Bite 12. BEG Von Baconface
13. Beaudacious Maximum 13. Belly Button
14. BC Wompum Stompum 14. Boodles of Oodles
15. Bobo Prince of Edinburg 15. Cactus Cooler
16. Bogey the Ebony Ace 16. Crème Bowling Bal
17. Brutus Pancakes 17. Energizer Bunny
18. Butkis 18. Eskimo Pie
19. Chief Tator Tot 19. Fava Bean
20. Der Jager Meister 20. Feisty Squeaker
21.FL Martha Washington 21. Felix Thunder Paws
22.Ice Beefcake Stacks 22. Froot Loops
23.Knuckle Head 23. Fuzzy Wuzzy
24.Kung Fu Seabolt 24. General Ginger Beefy
25. Lambchops 25. Honest Bob

Honorable Mention

These names didn’t make it into the top 25, but are pretty creative nonetheless!

Dog Names Cat Names
My Buckeroo Buddy Mr. Purrkins
No Marley Stoppit Shakespurr
Tid Bit Tenacious Tru-Purr

See the complete VPI list here.

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